90 Ish Thoughts I Had While Watching Bachelor Season 20 Premier
-"My heart is wide open..." yea it is Ben, yea it is.
-Panic attacks. tears, drama..
-O HELLOOOO Ben Higgins!! Man I forgot how handsome he is!
-Ben has always reminded me of my Mark... I wonder how Mark would have been as the Bachelor... His opening line to every girl would have been "Hey, what up"
-Every girl from his home town is pounding ben and jerrys and crying watching this.
-Speaking of ice cream, how am I supposed to eat my Haggen Dazs, Type, and Watch every second of this episode? #Multitasking
-UNLOVEABLE!! Just how every man wants to be labeled on national television..
-he SO regrets saying that to Kaitlyn last year.
-Check out his parents cute house, and how sweet they are in their relationship, he seems to have a normal home life... he IS the ultimate bachelor!
-O my gosh the MINI HORSE on the dress... My favorite moment so far and it was only a preview.
-Woa.. I almost fast forwarded through that McDonalds commercial!
-Sean Lowe = Best Bachelor ever ever ever.
-O Chris.. Kiss them all.. best advice.
-Jason.. I still hate you for what you did to melissa.
-Sweat marks. Sick. Wear black, all day every day.
-BECCA??!! So gorgeous. But, he will be afraid of her.
-Leave it to Harrison to bring the theme home.. Unlovable count so far = 5??
-O girl, we have all had butterflies for someone on tv.
-Wait.. she broke up with her boyfriend because she saw Ben on tv?? That guy is so pissed watching this.
-O Jubilee.. I DON'T Want to mess with you.
-Yes Mandy bring on the weirdness. I live for these girls on the show.
-Except for the fact that i get SO uncomfortable for other people. I hide under marks arm and just FEEL for the poor embarrassing people.
-I would NOT let her touch my mouth.
-Twins.
-The producers are all - "Whats that slogan?? Double the pleasure double the drama? Yea, lets do that"
-Don't you think it is weird that there is always one twin that is just a bit prettier than the other?
-"Hi I'm Amanda, and I'm going on the bachelor with the hope to become famous on instagram"
-Baby Voice... uuuh I hate it.
-Girl, get that chicken OFF YOUR BODY.
-Caila ?? she basically just attacked him out of that limo.
-Why is it that every Jaymie that is ever on tv ends up being weird..
-OOO he liked Amanda, you can tell by his face
-Lace... looks like trouble! She has that 'face' you know what I'm talking about.
-O my gosh she just Kissed him. Crazy. CALLED IT!.
-"in front of everybody" oo he is so worried about the other girls feelings. how sweet.
-Whats your name???
-O my gosh.. the dress hike.. that was.. too much.
-You know.. Jo Jo.. i wouldn't have gone with a unicorn.
-O red head in the blue dress. love that dress on her.
-Saw the pollination joke coming from a mile away.
-When the twins got out of the car I said to Mark, "all Ben can think is- Am I allowed to kiss them both??!" and Mark said "At the same time"... classy mark. classy.
-"I was hoping there would be at least one ugly person" haha.
-Every single girls worst nightmare.. hot twins!
-Crap, I just finished my entire Haagen Dazs... and we aren't even half way through. #NervousEating
-The Mini Horse on the Dress... HILARIOUS.
-"I'm just sitting there judging people" haha! Aren't we all Lace, aren't we all.
-Wedding invite.. bold move. - Mark
-OOO Olivia. So Gorgeous. I'm so jealous of girls that have huge wide smiles.
-Ben loves olivia too. and so do all of the men watching this show.
-My husband is group texting with his friends, olivia is the popular vote.
-O my gosh is he calling his mom??
-Yep. Yep he is. Cute.. and.. a bit weird.
-The difference between Ben and my Mark.. ben calls his mom 1/2 way into night one. Mark wouldn't call his mom till like a week after it was over. Bless his heart, we are working on it.
-She is touching his teeth. SICK
-"I walked away from a full time job as a news anchor in hopes to become famous here, and become a news correspondent for ABC like Melissa Rycroft" - What Olivia is really saying.
-Software girl is adorable.
-Do you think he gets their photos before so he can memorize their names.. he has to, right?
-OO becca.
-O sweet Amber, you are RIDING the Bachelor train, aren't you.
-"OO its so unfair!" get over it!
-Ben's face.. he is STOKED!
-Whoever he was talking to when Becca walked up was so gracious. What a nice girl. Bless her
-YES! It wouldn't be a season premier without the inappropriately drunk contestant.
-OOO boy he loves becca.
-Lace is nuts. You know she will make it through the ceremony though cause she brings up the drama.
-No one is as emotional as you Lace. One drink Two drink Three drink Floor.
-He handled the lace situation so well. what a stand up dude.
-Lauren B and Ben have the same teeth.
-Give Olivia the 1st impression rose....
-He is trying SO hard to look Samantha in the eyes... hahaha. Great dress choice girl... don't lean over.
-Olivia for the rose?
-Yes called it.
-Yes Lace, get ticked and leave!
-Rose Ceremonies are so awkward.
-How many girls do you think are "producer controlled?"
-I'm thinking at least 5, Jubilee, Amber, Mandy, Shashsuahananana... for sure forced to keep.
-Mark is pumped the twins are staying. Stay classy my friends.
-I wonder if Emily is jealous he called Haylees name first?
-O lace.. slow your roll.
-Look how broken up he is about sending people home!! what a stand up guy!
-my #1 rule for going on the bachelor, when you get sent home SAY NOTHING!!
-Look, its LIGHT outside... they have been drinking and standing all night long. the producers depend on the fact that you are exhausted and can't hold your crap together.
-SAY NOTHING!!! o boy.
-"You didn't even look at me once" girl, he doesn't even know you, keep your crazy hidden!
-Highlights!!! My favorite!
-what the Jubilee... didn't see that coming.
-What the Love bombs!! Soo many L words!
-Olivia is a villain? sad.
-So many tears, I hate crying in front of my family, let alone on national television.
-"Cry on the inside like a winner!" - name that movie
-Whoever that first girl was out of the limo, she seems nice.
-I hate not knowing who wins.. I ALWAYS cheat on Reality Steve. I'm staying strong this year!
-See you next week!
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